(Creature LTC) A Comedy of Errors

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I’m so fucked. I’m so absolutely fucked and I can’t even put the blame on anyone but myself. As I sit here trying to hide in the sand and the seaweed, I’m forced to spend my final moments thinking of the terrible decision making that led me here. It all started yesterday. Mistake number one was not going home straight after my shift. I spent 12 hours unloading fish at the port with a gang of braindead Quarrens but by the time the work whistle blew I just couldn’t call it a day, could I? I just had to head down to the Crab Shack for a few bottles of Calamari Xinphar. Nice going dummy.

After I tied one on, I was actually going to go home. That was the plan. I said goodbye to the guys and made my way to the nearest open tube. That’s when mistake number two happened. I ran into an old friend and she invited me to some above water club she’d heard about. It was still early. Why not check it out? After that the mistakes started to blur together.

Within two hours I was in the alley out back, hunched over a bong with the crustiest looking Mon Calamari I’d ever seen in my life. That probably should have been the sign to pump the breaks. Whatever we were smoking was strong. I’d never felt better. I forget what my disheveled companion had called it. It was something stupid…hot gills or brain rot or something…who fucking cares? I’m at the bottom of the ocean in god knows where and if that Crockdo sees me I’m done. I can’t remember if Crockdo’s have good or terrible eyesight but at this point I’m not sure it would make a difference. All I can do now is sit still and hope the water washed away most of last night’s smell. Then, right as the Crockdo's shadow passed over me I coughed up a big glob of blood. Yeah why not? One more mistake for the road…

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Changed up this build a lot before landing on a crocodile/shark type hybrid. I achieved the underwater effect by shining a light down through a glass bowl of water onto the build, creating a kind of refracted light effect. I also brought up the blues of the white background in Photoshop. Let me know what you think!