"My Master - The Pirate King, The Defiler of Dantooine, The Ravager of Vos Palati, The Owner of all Ra’uni, The Gargantuan, The Lusty and The Palatial bids you, monkeys, whom hide their flesh behind uniforms of your tattered empire to stare upon his glorious naked form and weep.
Your gifts are welcome and in return my magnanimous master will allow you to leave with your lives. If the shreds of the empire desires friendship eternal then all my master demands is that he is treated as an equal and granted the title of Moff to rule as befits a being of his surplusage. For any friend of my master must know - all that he sees is his."
Herald of Chyunki Sulkijec The Pirate King, The Defiler of Dantooine, The Ravager of Vos Palati, The Owner of all Ra’uni, The Gargantuan, The Lusty, The Palatial and soon to be Imperial Moff
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Smartest imperial diplomat these days... Too many little details to mention, but the creature legs hanging on the wall are especially creative!